ran out of elements on the last one lmao

the knights' daily schedules

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parco collab cafe twitter promos

translated character interactions from the tweets promoting the fragaria memories collab cafe that ran from may 17th to june 25th, 2024(the dialogue comes from the tweet itself, the images are just talking about each character's food/drink and can be found on the parco website. the translations can also be found in the image's alt text)

nakayoku festival illustrations

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noir bouqet short story

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Gift-giving season is here...? With the topic brought up by Hangyon, the six members of NOIR BOUQUET talk about giving gifts. We also get to see their unexpected pasts and interactions with each other…Hangyon: Apparently in some far, far away countries, gift-giving culture is super prevalent around this time of year~
Badobarm: What are you talking about all of a sudden?
Hangyon: I heard that giving chocolates is especially popular♡
Tuxam: Hey! As usual, you are not listening to others.
Pikero: Chocolate instead of donuts? If that’s the case, then I’m not interested.
Hangyon: What if they were chocolate donuts~?
Pikero: Hmm…
Badobarm: What do you mean, “Hmm…”?
Arupek: Chocolate~. That sounds delicious, but I don’t know if it’ll go well with our kingdom’s specialty, kabosu.
Chaco: I don’t think you need to put them together…
Hangyon: Since we’re on the topic, we should all tell stories about gifts. It can be a story about receiving a gift or giving a gift~
Badobarm: Didn’t I say it was too sudden!?
Hangyon: Hm? It sounds like you have something to share. Let’s start with you then, Badobarm~! Go on, tell us!
Badobarm: I got nothing to say! No, I just don’t wanna say it…
Chaco: Huh? I want to hear it.
Arupek: I wanna hear it too!
Hangyon: Come on, come on♪
Badobarm: Why me…? Fine, it’s not like I've got anything to lose. Uh… This was from back when I was a kid. At the time, I was being taken care of by an old man. There was another kid who he also took care of who I guess was like a senior apprentice to me.
Hangyon: You mean me, right? Why are you being so vague?
Badobarm: One day, my senior apprentice said that he was going to give the old man a surprise gift. He’s always liked that kind of stuff.
Hangyon: So you are talking about me, right?
Badobarm: I’d usually ignore it, but I thought it wasn’t that bad of an idea. So I did what he told me to and I gathered nuts, caught fish, and got all the other ingredients. He cooked everything and made a fancy meal that even the old man was amazed at. The end!
Tuxam: Great! That’s wonderful! Two apprentices working together to express their gratitude to their mentor… It is a memory filled with beautiful etiquette!
Badobarm: Well, I guess it was pretty fancy compared to what we usually had. My senior apprentice’s surprises usually weren’t anything this good, but sometimes he’d do things that didn't bother anyone.
Hangyon: Please don't make it sound like I'm usually a nuisance~
Pikero: Like it or not, I think he’s making it clear that he finds it annoying.
Hangyon: I didn’t ask you, Pikero.
Pikero: I didn't answer because I was asked. I have the right to express my opinion whenever I’d like.
Chaco: Alright, alright. Let’s stop there. I’d like to hear everyone else’s stories. Have you ever given or received a gift, Tuxam?
Tuxam: Of course! I have both given and received them. I participated in a gift exchange back when I was in knight school. Back then, I—
Chaco: A gift exchange?
Arupek: A gift exchange!?
Badobarm: A gift exchange~!?
Tuxam: Is… Is something the matter?
Arupek: Nah~, it just sounds like a super fun event!
Chaco: I always imagined that knight school was more brutal, or everyone was all stoic and aiming for the top, but I guess not.
Badobarm: Maybe it’s so brutal that they need events to destress? Well, I don’t know. I never went to knight school.
Arupek: Pikero and Tuxam were classmates in knight school, right? Does that mean Pikero was a part of the gift exchange too?
Pikero: Sometimes you’ll end up with a good find.
Chaco: So that means you gave a gift to someone too, right?
Arupek: I can’t even begin to guess what a gift from Pikero would be!
Tuxam: Hey! I’m still in the middle of my story! At least now your question will be answered by my story. Pikero’s gift was a “super quality weather forecast rain protector”. I was the one who received it.
Pikero: For a while, no matter how suddenly it rained, only Tuxam and I were unfazed.
Tuxam: Yes, the folding umbrella that I always carry with me as a part of my gentleman's etiquette was not needed at all.
Hangyon: What did you give as a gift, Tuxam?
Tuxam: I’m glad you asked. I gifted my handmade set of “Lord Sam’s gentleman vocabulary cards”!
Arupek: What’s that? It sounds really interesting!
Tuxam: Because of how the gift exchange worked, I don’t know who received them… but I hope they’ve made an impact on their life.
Pikero: Speaking of that, I got a monitor cleaner.I don’t know who gave it to me, but I’m grateful whenever I use it.
Arupek: Knight school sounds like a lot of fun~
Badobarm: It’s way different from what I imagined…
Chaco: Gifts, huh? I don’t know if I’ve ever given a gift to anyone before. Maybe receiving one… Hmm… I don’t think so, either.
Arupek: I saw you get somethin’ last time I was in your kingdom!
Chaco: Oh yeah, the people in the city sometimes give me sweets or new items from their stores. They tell me to eat them with Lord Pochacco.
Tuxam: You must have a good relationship with the people if they are giving you gifts on a daily basis.
Chaco: Yeah, I guess I’m grateful for that. Aru’s kingdom has a thriving gift-giving culture, doesn’t it? Some of them even go around to hand out mid-year gifts.
Arupek: I don’t know if I’d call it “thrivin’”. The gift-givin’ is more like “I’ve got some vegetables, please have some~” or “I’ve caught some fish, please have some~” and in return it’s somethin’ like “I’ll help you with tomorrow’s harvest!” It’s somethin’ like that every day.
Badobarm: Isn’t that great? The interactions between people and the logistics of things coming and going!
Hangyon: That’s a good point~. Is that what you’re doing to develop Lord Badtz-maru’s kingdom, too?
Badobarm: Yeah, that’s it. Speaking of Lord Badtz-maru, it’s been getting colder lately, and he keeps dressing too lightly for the weather, so I gave him a pair of fluffy slippers.
Chaco: Even a small gift like that is nice, isn’t it? I’m sure he was happy to get it.
Badobarm: He isn’t the kind of guy to say thank you, but I saw that he was wearing them the next day, and that’s fine with me.
Arupek: That just means that he was happy!
Tuxam: Well, gift-giving is a gentleman's etiquette. It is very important to think about what to give, when to do it, and how to do so on a regular basis. I also keep a schedule of Lord Sam’s birthday, the anniversary since meeting him, and our half-birthday… that way I am always prepared to please him.
Chaco: Half-birthday…!?
Pikero: Hm… So that’s why you wanted me to build a device to determine the exact date between two days.
Tuxam: Yes! I’ve been making good use of it, thank you. That reminds me, mine and Pikero’s half-birthday is June 12th. I have it written down in my notebook.
Badobarm: A middle birthday… I’ll just… make a note of that…
Arupek: Thinkin’ about it on a regular basis, huh? I see what you mean. When I first became a Fragaira, I wanted to give somethin’ to Pekkle, but I couldn’t think of anythin’ to give him. I guess you’re right, Tuxam. It is somethin’ you have to think about on a regular basis…
Tuxam: Oh… So what ended up happening?
Arupek: When I was feelin’ down, Pekkle invited me to play with him. We left early in the mornin’ and played ‘til the sun went down. We already play together a lot, but that was the first time we spent the whole day playin’ together. Usually, the children in the kingdom would join us too.
Pikero: I see… What your Lord gave you were memories, I guess.
Arupek: I realized later that that’s what he was tryin’ to do. Even now, just thinkin’ about that day always makes me feel better!
Chaco: He let you have him to yourself for the whole day. Just what I’d expect from Lord Pekkle; he knows exactly what makes you the happiest, Aru.
Tuxam: Amazing… He was giving an experience, not a tangible item. That’s good to keep in mind. I'll consider it too.
Hangyon: Have you ever given any gifts, Pikero? Like to Lord Keroppi~?
Pikero: It’s important for the kingdom that the Lord is healthy both physically and mentally. There are various arrangements in place to assure that he maintains good condition. I’ve never considered it to be a gift, though.
Chaco: Why don’t you just do it for him as a gift, then?
Tuxam: Is it because Lord Keroppi would want to give you something in return?
Pikero: I'm not certain if this is a response to my actions or not, but he sometimes wanders in while I’m conducting research and brings me donuts and juice, which he says are his favorites. Usually he’ll tell me that he wants to eat with me, so I don’t dismiss him. I’ve never recognized it as his way of giving back.
Chaco: Isn't it okay to return the favour?
Hangyon: Everyone has such wonderful memories~♡ It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Badobarm: You’re the only one who hasn’t told a story yet.
Hangyon: I guess that’s it for now♪
Badobarm: Hey!
Pikero: Oh well. Trying to get him to do anything is a futile effort. Let’s just be glad that we’re free from him. Now, if you'll excuse me.
Tuxam: If you’ll excuse me, too. I had a good time. See you again.
Chaco: We should go home too, Aru.
Arupek: Alright! Good job, everyone!
Hangyon: By the way, Badobarm~, can I at least hear the name of your beloved senior apprentice~?
Badobarm: It can’t be helped, huh? It’s a guy named ■■■■■■■*.
Hangyon: You’re really going to stoop that low!?* Translation note: In the original text, this part is Hangyon’s name but blurred out. I would’ve done the same here, but that’s not possible on carrd lol

bonus: relationship chart

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fragaria memories musical cast comments

knight link after talks

starting from knight link 43, the episodes would include a 30-45 second "after talk" segment after the main part of the episode, though these after talks are only available to audee subscribers.BIG thank you to bolt for sending me the audio to translate!! :Dclick here to read on google docs!

Episode 43:Hallritt: Hey, what’s that nice smell? It smells like apples.
Merold: I think it might be my clothes.
Hallritt: *sniff sniff* Oh, it is! Maybe it’s because of Romarriche’s potpourri?
Merold: You’re right~! Thanks to that, my room has smelled amazing lately.
Hallritt: Haha, our kingdom’s apples are amazing like that, aren't they?

Episode 44:Merold: All that talking about food has made me hungry~
Hallritt: The people at the castle gave me a bento. Let’s eat it together!
Merold: It’s okay; it’s your food, anyway.
Hallritt: But there’s plenty! Besides, meals are meant to be eaten with others.
Merold: Then I’ll take you up on that offer. Let’s eat!

Episode 45:Hangyon: Your name is already so simple, Chaco; I don’t think it’s possible to give you a nickname.
Chaco: You’re right… Everyone already just calls me Chaco anyway, even Lord Pochacco.
Hangyon: I think that’s nice too, right? Like you said, shorter names are easier to call out.
Chaco: Haha… I guess so. Well, anyway, I’d like to talk to you a bit more sometime, Hangyon.
Hangyon: Me too.

Episode 46:Hangyon: It’s perfectly in sync~... Our final goodbyes.
Chaco: It’s just saying “bye-bye.” I don’t think it would be weird if it weren’t in sync.
Hangyon: It’s funny how a certain trio manages to do that every time, though. Strange, isn’t it?
Chaco: Haha, if it happens every time, then maybe they really are in sync.
Hangyon: I see. I guess that’s one way to look at it, but I won’t tell them that.
Chaco: Not going to tell them…?

Episode 47:Pikero: I almost forgot; I’d like to hear about the benefits of having siblings.
Kurode: Why?
Pikero: My Lord has siblings, and to better understand my Lord, I must understand the nature of having siblings—
Kurode: I’ve got it, I’ve got it. He’s still just as weird as ever…
Pikero: Did you say something?
Kurode: It’s nothing. Um… benefits. Uh… I had someone to play with every day… I guess… Uh, well, could you even call that being played with? Well, it doesn't matter now. That was when I was a kid. You're not going to tell anyone about this, are you?
Pikero: I never said that.
Kurode: Huh!?

Episode 48:Kurode: Woah, this observation journal is amazing! It’s filled from front to back!
Pikero: I need it back now. It’s already time to check my Lord’s sleep status.
Kurode: Oh, sorry… Thanks for letting me see it.
Pikero: Hm…
Kurode: What?
Pikero: Oh, I’m just thinking about how low the standard for gratitude is.
Kurode: There isn’t any standard for gratitude. I say it because I feel grateful, and it makes me feel appreciated when others say it to me. That’s all.
Pikero: I suppose you’re correct. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. Goodbye, then.
Kurode: Oh…!

Episode 49:Rimicha: A Fragaria you imagine in your mind… Do you have someone you imagine like that too, Sanah?
Sanah: For me, I have nice conversations in my head with HA・NA.
Rimicha: Me too, me too! I live each day with Lord Kirimi’s forgiveness in my mind~
Sanah: But, y’know, don’t you wanna hear that right away from the real Lord Kirimi, too?
Rimicha: I do~! The real Lord Kirimi is waaaay nicer, anyway~
Sanah: I know, right? Maybe this is a Fragaria thing. I should ask everyone else next time!

Episode 50:Rimicha: And what if I still can’t get up?! Now I’m really getting worried…!
Sanah: If that happens, then Lord Kirimi will just wake you up, right?
Rimicha: Yeah, but… What about on days when I invite you over? I wanna be able to wake up on my own!
Sanah: Then I’ll stay in your room and wake you up before I head home, just like how I used to wake you up in the mornings!
Rimicha: Sanah!! Thank you so, so, so much~!
Sanah: We’re besties, so it’s no problem!

Episode 51:Chaco: You haven’t been a Fragaria for that long, right?
Badobarm: Yeah. I still got lots to learn from my subordinates, like the history of the kingdom.
Chaco: Are you not from Badtzmaru Kingdom?
Badobarm: I don’t really know either… I remember hangin’ around some remote area near the kingdom’s border…
Chaco: Huh…?
Badobarm: It was hard work puttin’ together a resume. I had to write down every place I remember living. Pretty sure I wrote at least 10 pages.
Chaco: That… must’ve been pretty tough to read.

Episode 52:Badobarm: …And once I’m back at the castle after this, I gotta hear the reports from my subordinates, then I gotta patrol the kingdom, and then later this week…
Chaco: That’s quite the busy schedule. Is it always like that?
Badobarm: Yeah, ever since becoming a Fragaria. But I guess it’s just what going to school and work are like.
Chaco: I guess so. I never went to school, or even knight school.
Badobarm: Really? Same as me, huh?
Chaco: Maybe we’re just not cut out for anything formal like that.
Badobarm: I guess so.

Episode 53:Cielomort: Being funny and being cool… Is it really that hard to be both?
Merold: I have someone close to me who I feel can be both.
Cielomort: Really? What are they like? If you don’t mind, I’d love to hear about them.
Merold: He’s an old friend of mine. He seemed pretty serious at first, but he actually jokes around quite a bit and is pretty funny. He’s also strong and so kind.
Cielomort: Wow, he sounds wonderful! He kind of reminds me of my childhood friend. Strong and so kind… Yeah, that’s it. Strong and so kind. He only ever tells jokes occasionally, but they never fail to make me laugh.
Merold: Wow, sounds like a great friend.

Episode 54:Merold: Whatcha drawing?
Cielomort: It’s a plushie. I wanted to start working on it right away. Wouldn’t it be nice to have something like this to keep with you on your travels so that you’ll always be together?
Merold: Maybe not a plushie, but I usually keep one of Melody’s ribbons to wear when I’m gone, and I leave one of my rings for her.
Cielomort: I guess you’re quite a romanticist.
Merold: It’s more like a good luck charm. I put my magic in it to make her feel safe.
Cielomort: I’d say you’re quite a romanticist after all. I wonder what I could leave for Cinnamon… What about a promise to look up at the blue sky at the same time every day? How does that sound?
Merold: It sounds like you don’t get what a romanticist is like…

Episode 55:Myunna: It’s no good to fall asleep here. Myunna should go home… *yawn*
Louterstella: Mhm, you should. Myunna, can you try a little harder to keep your eyes open?
Myunna: Huh…? A-Ah! W-What’s that? Is that a portrait of Myunna!?
Louterstella: You looked so happy in your sleep.
Myunna: M-Myunna’s so embarrassed, but… so happy! You’re really good at drawing portraits, Louter!
Louterstella: Hehe, I often draw in secret. Now I always know what Klark’s profile is like when he’s completely absorbed in tinkering with his machines. I think he’s so cool when he’s like that.
Myunna: Wow! Um, Myunna would like to see it sometime… That portrait.
Louterstella: Hehe, maybe someday.

Episode 56:Louterstella: I just remembered one more thing I used to do when I was little.
Myunna: Myunna would like to hear it!
Louterstella: It’s something that both Klark and I did. We used to hide in the laundry basket together.
Myunna: How cute! It must’ve been nice to smell like sunshine and feel so warm.
Louterstella: It was, but eventually, we both got too big to fit in there. If I could, I think I’d still want to go in there again.
Myunna: Myunna has an idea. Why don’t you ask Klark to make a laundry basket that’s big enough for the two of you?
Louterstella: Ahaha, maybe you could even join us, too.
Myunna: Really!? Is that okay?

Episode 57:Hangyon: Now that I think about it, we haven’t had any sleepovers lately.
Tuxam: You talk as if it is something we used to do often, which is completely untrue.
Hangyon: We did at least once~ We talked about how we couldn’t sleep because then the sleepover would’ve all been a waste of time.
Tuxam: Huh? Are you talking about that time when you woke me up yelling, “It's a surprise night party!” No way! I remember not being able to sleep any time you were around.
Hangyon: Oh, so that was the reason.
Tuxam: Yeah.

Episode 58:Tuxam: If you don’t mind, may I hear an example of a failed attempt at how you planned to grow the kingdom? I’d like to use it as a reference.
Hangyon: Sure thing. There were talks about digging up all the ground in the kingdom and replacing it with hot springs! Everything from the roads to the floors in houses would’ve been hot springs!
Tuxam: That is… certainly one way to stand out as a kingdom.
Hangyon: Right? But that’s when I realized that being in hot springs all day long won’t make me appreciate it as much as I should. When it’s something you only experience every once in a while, it really makes you go, “Ah… That hits the spot…!”
Tuxam: So that’s why you gave up on it? Hmm… It’s not exactly a bad idea…
Hangyon: Well, whether you believe it or not is up to you, Tuxam.
Tuxam: No way! Are you saying that it was a lie?!

Episode 59:Sanah: I wanna know what you’d wanna do for an anniversary between me and you, Puruth.
Puruth: Huh?
Sanah: Your birthday’s already passed, so what other anniversaries are there to celebrate?
Puruth: Hmm… Maybe the day we first met? … But I don’t remember when that was. Do you?
Sanah: Hmm… I can’t remember the exact date… Oh! How about the day when we first went to pick up Hallritt together?
Puruth: Maybe… that could be our anniversary?
Sanah: Uh…I guess. But, y’know, that might be a little tricky… Then how about the next time we go surfing, we make that our anniversary?
Puruth: Ahaha, alright, but then I have to wait another year before I can tell you what I want to do.
Sanah: You’re right… Um, then let’s make every day an anniversary!
Puruth: Huh?
Sanah: Whenever we have a nap together can be our nap anniversary, and we can have an anniversary of when the flowers were beautiful, and an anniversary of the day we laughed way too much!
Puruth: Haha, just what I’d expect from you, Sanah!

Episode 60:Sanah: Now that I’m thinkin’ about it, I really gotta clean my house soon. It’s gotta get done at some point.
Puruth: A whole house is much different than just a room in the castle.
Sanah: Mhm! I used to live in a hut by the seaside for the longest time, and I still use it from time to time. Being so close to the sea, though, meant that if I didn’t clean the floors properly, they could get pretty gross.
Puruth: I see… I’d be happy to help if you’d like. Wouldn’t it be more fun if we did it together?
Sanah: Huh!? Really!? Thanks so much! I won’t get anything done doing it alone~ Oh, that juice stain is from when HA・NA came over one time. I remember we had so much fun that day!
Puruth: Ahaha, I get that. Whenever I’m taking care of my belongings, it’s nighttime before I know it. I guess I can’t help but reminisce on the memories each one carries.
Sanah: Yeah!

Episode 61:Kurode: I’m really thirsty.
Klarkstella: I have some tea that Louter made for me. Would you like some?
Kurode: Thanks. You two are really close.
Klarkstella: Do you have any siblings, Kurode?
Kurode: *nearly chokes on his tea*
Klarkstella: You don’t have to tell me. But… Siblings are pretty special, don’t you think? Apparently, when Lord Kiki and Lord Lala first found Louter and me, we were holding hands tightly in a basket. I guess we knew from the moment we were born that we were the most important to each other.
Kurode: Huh, I see… Something special… Yeah, I guess so.
Klarkstella: What are you ruminating about? …Well, I'm going to go stargazing.
Kurode: Alright. Thanks for the tea. …Something special…

Episode 62:Klarkstella: Keeping secrets… Wouldn’t it be better to be honest and say it outright instead of keeping it a secret?
Kurode: Hmm… I guess it depends on who you’re telling. Even if you’re not lying, the other person might not be happy to hear it.
Klarkstella: I see… So, are you keeping secrets, Kurode?
Kurode: That’s not something you can just ask someone!
Klarkstella: Is that a yes or a no?
Kurode: Uh… There are things I haven’t said… Some things I don’t really want to say, some things I can’t say… There are just some things like that that I can’t confide in you guys about…
Klarkstella: Hm?
Kurode: Uh… Sorry…
Klarkstella: There's nothing to apologize for. It’s not like I’m interested, anyway. Just say it whenever you’re ready.
Kurode: Thanks.
Klarkstella: Like I said, it’s not my place to tell you when. …You’re a weird one, Kurode.

Episode 63:Hallritt: By the way, Romarriche, can you do me a favour?
Romarriche: Of course! I’d be happy to help with anything.
Hallritt: Lord Kitty’s favourite tea cosy is damaged, and I’d like to get her a new one, but… I can’t find anything that suits her. I was wondering if you’d be able to make one.
Romarriche: I’d be happy to, but if you’d like, I may be able to fix her current one. May I take a look at it sometime?
Hallritt: Really?! I’m sure that would make Lord Kitty more than happy! Maybe I can help, too?
Romarriche: Of course. I’ll teach you, and we can fix it together!
Hallritt: Thank you, Romarriche!

Episode 64:Romarriche: Speaking of rain, we had unusually heavy rainfall in Marroncream Kingdom the other day.
Hallritt: Really? Your kingdom has patchwork quilts and workshops all over the place, so it would be a disaster if it rained, wouldn’t it?
Romarriche: Yes. This time, however, while it was still lightly raining, Lord Marron put out an announcement to bring any items that could get damaged by the rain indoors.
Hallritt: Just what I’d expect from Lord Marroncream!
Romarriche: Afterwards, she had a large tent set up in the plaza and held a tea party under it. Lord Marron treated everyone in the kingdom to many baked goods and several kinds of tea. I was very touched by Lord Marron’s thoughtfulness and positive thinking!
Hallritt: This must’ve been your happiest moment as her Fragaria.
Romarriche: Indeed. I am happy to be able to serve someone such as herself.

Episode 65:Chaco: All this talk about donuts has made me start to crave one… Oh, I’ve been meaning to ask you, there are donuts without holes, right? What do you think of them, Pikero?
Pikero: Ha! Let me ask you this: is it the hole that makes a donut a donut, or the fact that it is edible? Do you know? How often do we talk about donuts without considering this vital question that—
Chaco: S-Sorry, sorry… I was just thinking about how convenient donuts like that would be for cream-filled donuts.
Pikero: The contents of the donut, hm? I see; that’s a fresh perspective.
Chaco: Really? Hm… I wonder if there are any donut shops that are still open. I should get some for Lord Pochacco.
Pikero: So you’re going to experiment with how the flavour changes when you eat with someone else?
Chaco: Ahaha, I guess so! Well, I already know what the results of that will be like.

Episode 66:Chaco: You’ve done a good job of building up Kerokerokeroppi kingdom, huh?
Pikero: Truly. Before I came along, it was nothing but lotus and ponds, but it wasn’t all that bad, though. My Lord and I made it into what it is now.
Chaco: Hm…? You mean you’re not from Keroppi Kingdom? If you don’t mind me asking, what’s your hometown like?
Pikero: I was surrounded by books, and fortunately, lab equipment was within reach for me. Beyond that, I don’t have much more to tell you.
Chaco: Ahaha, that alone tells me a lot about why you are the way you are. Have you ever thought about going back to your hometown?
Pikero: Keroppi Kingdom is the only place where I can study my Lord.
Chaco: I’ll take it you mean you’re content with where you are.
Pikero: Isn’t that only natural for a Fragaria?
Chaco: I guess so.

Episode 67:Myunna: So, what kind of things did you hit, Badobarm?
Badobarm (while eating bread): Mm, oh yeah. Mmm… this bread is really good, Myunna!
Myunna: Myunna is glad to hear that!
Badobarm: Mm! Thanks for that! Uhh… I remember… One time I took out my anger on a tree in the forest. I kicked it so hard that a huge nut fell out of the tree and hit me on the head. The nut cracked open, and the liquid inside got all over me.
Myunna: Uh… W-What happened then?
Badobarm: My whole body got sticky and itchy, and I was on the verge of tears.
Myunna: Ohh… Th-That sounds like a lot of pain…
Badobarm: Well, I guess even trees get angry if you unreasonably take your anger out on them, huh? Or some kind of lesson like that.
Myunna: That sounds about right…

Episode 68:Badobarm: So you were pretty surprised when you came to your senses. What were you so worked up about, anyway?
Myunna: U-Um… About that… When we were talking earlier, it made Myunna remember participating in the village sports day when he was little…
Badobarm: Mhm.
Myunna: Myunna was cheering on people playing tug-of-war, but Myunna got a little too absorbed in it that he forgot to watch the game. Before Myunna knew it, the game had already ended, and Myunna was the only one still cheering loudly…
Badobarm: That’s so touchin’!
Myunna: But Myunna can’t help but remember it even now! Why didn’t Myunna open his eyes for a second and look around back then…?
Badobarm: Ain’t that just proof you were cheerin’ hard? Keep your head up!
Myunna: It’s not that easy…

Episode 69:Cielomort: I just remembered something I used to say. I would often say “it’s a secret” quite a lot.
Klarkstella: “It’s a secret”? Were you hiding something?
Cielomort: No. People would often ask me what I was thinking about, but whenever I’d tell them, they would just give me strange looks.
Klarkstella: So have you been saying “it’s a secret” since the first time it happened?
Cielomort: I think so. I don’t really remember, though.
Klarkstella: I guess nothing has changed much since then, has it?
Cielomort: Hm?
Klarkstella: Nevermind, it’s nothing.

Episode 70:Cielomort: It’s nice to be able to please someone with something you’re good at!
Klarkstella: But I’ve caused a lot of trouble for others as well because of it.
Cielomort: Really? How so?
Klarkstella: If you remember the night sky curtain I mentioned earlier, it ended up causing Lord Kiki and Lord Lala to oversleep by a lot. I just wanted them to be able to have a relaxing nap…
Cielomort: Hehe, perhaps it was a little too relaxing, but I don’t think they thought it was a nuisance.
Klarkstella: Don’t talk to me like Louter does…! I still feel bad about it.

Episode 71:Hangyon: Now that I think about it, Tuxam was complaining and saying something like, “Oh… Pikero never eats when he gets carried away with his experiments.”
Pikero: Of course. The search for the truth takes priority over frivolities such as eating and sleeping.
Hangyon: He’d be pretty mad if he heard that… Hm… Maybe if all of your experiments go smoothly, you can finally have a normal daily schedule.
Pikero: That’s impossible. Once one mystery is proven, a new one is found. There is never an end to the mystery, and the way to the truth of—
Hangyon: I guess that means there is never an end to Tuxam’s worries either.

Episode 72:Hangyon: Don’t you think it would be helpful for Hangyodon Kingdom if you took it under your wing?
Pikero: I refuse.
Hangyon: Maybe you could make an automatic steamed bun generator or a back-washing robot?
Pikero: I refuse.
Hangyon: An automatic onsen slide sounds hard to pass up, right?
Pikero: I ref— … A slide…?
Hangyon: Huh?
Pikero: Excuse me, I need to get back to my lab.
Hangyon: Huh… I guess something I said sparked an idea.

Episode 73:Rimicha: I wanna see what you’ve got in your closet, Merold~! I bet it’s full of stylish clothes!
Merold: Hm… That’s kind of the problem, actually.
Rimicha: Huh?
Merold: I’m starting to run out of space to keep everything, but I’m too attached to all of it to throw anything away… I’d be happy to give it away to anyone that wants it, though.
Rimicha: Me, me! I want it, I want it~!
Merold: Really? You want to come take a look, then?
Rimicha: You mean you want me to go into your room? Yay!! I’m gonna bring back lots of stuff! I’m so excited~!

Episode 74:Merold: I’m still full from the bento you gave me today, but I’m sure you still have room for more, don’t you, Rimicha?
Rimicha: I always have room for more!
Merold: So two more then?
Rimicha: Mhm! Two more and dessert to top it off! After that, I could probably only eat one more smaller bento before being full~
Merold: You’re lying… I can’t believe it.
Rimicha: Huh? Why are you backing away!? I-It’s okay, I won’t take other people’s food! I promise…!

Episode 75:Louterstella: I think I’ve got it now, Klark. It’s something that can be used every day and is easy to send.
Klarkstella: I’ve thought of something, too.
Louterstella: Let’s say it together on the count of three.
Klarkstella: Okay. One, two, three…
Louterstella: (at the same time as Klark): Laundry detergent.
Klarkstella: (at the same time as Louter): A handkerchief.
Louterstella: A handkerchief? That sounds wonderful! Just what I’d expect from you, Klark.
Klarkstella: Laundry detergent? I guess you always have doing laundry on your mind.
Louterstella: Hehe, I guess so.

Episode 76:Louterstella: Come to think of it, you’ve never called me ‘big brother,’ Klark.
Klarkstella: I-I guess so… Do you want me to?
Louterstella: Mhm, It would make me happy if you did.
Klarkstella: Um… Got it. Uh… B-Big… B-Big brother…
Louterstella: Hehe…!
Klarkstella: B-Big brother Louter…
Louterstella: Hehe, what’s wrong?
Klarkstella: Ugh… S-Sorry… I’ll try again another time…
Louterstella: Hehe, I’m looking forward to it!

Episode 77:Hallritt: What other things do you do when playing with the kids?
Arupek: Lots of stuff! Fishin’, dancin’, hide n’ seek, playin’ in the water, an’ other stuff!
Hallritt: Huh!? All that!? You must get along with them very well.
Arupek: What about you, Hallritt?
Hallritt: Oh, I teach them piano.
Arupek: PIANO!? That’s real cool!! You should come over an’ play sometime! Everyone can dance to it!
Hallritt: Oh, that sounds great! I’ll come over as soon as I can!

Episode 78:Arupek: Where’d my onigiri go…?
Hallritt: Hmm… It was just here a moment ago… Maybe it ran off somewhere again.
Arupek: Your onigiri is amazin’, Hallritt! Does this kinda thing happen a lot?
Hallritt: Oh, only sometimes. Cooking is fun, but it can be pretty tricky too…
Arupek: I see…! Anyway, I’m gonna go find it, and when I do, I’m gonna put kabosu on it!

Episode 79:Merold: All this talk about sleep is making me so sleepy…
Puruth: You can’t sleep just yet. At least hold off for a while until you make it back to the castle.
Merold: No way…! …Do you at least have any ways to not feel so sleepy?
Puruth: Hmm… I guess so. I usually just sleep until I’m not sleepy anymore.
Merold: I can’t do that now…

Episode 80:Puruth: Speaking of which, a new patisserie opened in our kingdom's town. I’ve been meaning to go, but I haven’t had the chance to.
Merold: You should go sometime soon. I’m sure they’re waiting for the kingdom’s Fragaria to stop by.
Puruth: Hmm… But… that’s the problem.
Merold: Hm? What is?
Puruth: There’s an incredibly long line every day, so if anyone knew a Fragaria was there, they’d all definitely go ahead of them, but I’m completely fine with waiting in line.
Merold: I guess that’s something all Fragaria experience…!

Episode 81:Willmesh: There really were all kinds of people at knight school, huh?
Cielomort: Mhm, lots of pranksters, too. Doing things like mixing mysterious mushrooms into people’s snacks.
Willmesh: I remember that. There was that time when it made the teacher’s voice sound like a bird chirping for a while. It seemed like he didn’t mind it, though.
Cielomort: There was also that time where it made some people only say the opposite of what they really meant.
Willmesh: It was such a lively and special place, wasn’t it?
Cielomort: Mhm, I kind of miss it.

Episode 82:Willmesh: There are so many delicious things to eat during autumn that it’s hard to choose just one.
Cielomort: Mhm, I just said whatever came to mind, but there are so many other things I want to eat, too.
Willmesh: Speaking of autumn, it would be nice to relax and read a good book at a cafe in Cinnamoroll Kingdom.
Cielomort: You’re always more than welcome here, so come stay a while.
Willmesh: I think it would also be nice to see the autumn leaves once they’ve changed colour.
Cielomort: I guess autumn is a busy time for you, Will.

Episode 83:Chaco: Have you ever had a cavity, Tuxam?
Tuxam: No.
Chaco: Of course not… You probably brush your teeth more thoroughly than anyone else.
Tuxam: What about you, Chaco?
Chaco: I’ve had one. It was really swollen then, too.
Tuxam: Oh no! To make sure you don’t get a cavity again, let me teach you my proper toothbrushing method that I have recommended to my kingdom’s people.
Chaco: I wanna say “I’m fine,” but now I’m a little curious…

Episode 84:Tuxam: By the way, just what was it that you had heard, Chaco?
Chaco: Hm? You want to know?
Tuxam: No. One should not get caught up in such hearsay, after all.
Chaco: It’s nothing special, really. Something you’d forget about right after hearing it.
Tuxam: In that case, go ahead— No, I must not! But… Ugh! What should I do?!

Episode 85:Rimicha: My top pick for a side dish this time is this deep-fried kamaboko! The key ingredient is dried seaweed. Try some!
Sanah: Mhm! *munch munch* Wow! The seaweed flavour is so good!
Rimicha: Right~? It feels like you’re in heaven~
Sanah: Have some too, Rimicha.
Rimicha: Huh!?
Sanah: You look like you’re dying to have some, haha.
Rimicha: Hehehe, that’s exactly why I brought it. I guess I’ll have some, too~

Episode 86:Rimicha: I do know one thing about your personal rules, Sanah~!
Sanah: Huh!? What is it, then?
Rimicha: The outfits you wear almost always have at least three colours, preferably the more colourful the better! I almost never see you wear a monochrome outfit!
Sanah: Th-That’s true! Whenever I do wear a simple outfit, though, I always have to add colourful accessories.
Rimicha: I think your sense of style is great, Sanah~!
Sanah: You really pay close attention, huh?

Episode 87:Myunna: Um… Kurode, you were saying that Myunna was floating a little higher than usual, right?
Kurode: Yeah, it seemed like it to me.
Myunna: Maybe… it’s possible that Myunna has gotten taller!
Kurode: Huh? Uh, maybe. Try floating at your usual height for a bit.
Myunna: Okay!
*A long pause from the both of them*
Kurode: Uh, Sorry… I guess it’s about the same as always…
Myunna: *Myunna begins to cry a little*

Episode 88:Myunna: Are you the type of person to not mind cold weather, Kurode?
Kurode: Yeah, I guess so. Running and training keeps me pretty warm.
Myunna: Is that so?
Kurode: I also like spicy food and eat it often enough, so I guess that keeps me pretty warm, too.
Myunna: It sounds like you’re perfectly prepared for the cold!
Kurode: Make sure you stay warm so you don’t catch a cold too, Myunna.
Myunna: Alright! Myunna will make sure of it!

Episode 89:Pikero: What’s with that uncanny look on your face?
Badobarm: Don’t call it uncanny! I know that I’m grinnin’ like an idiot. I was just thinkin’ about the other day when one of my subordinates called me “boss” and said he looked up to me.
Pikero: So, did he greet you with a smile or talk about clothes and work?
Badobarm: Yeah! Well, he did say hello, told me my clothes were cool, and we talked about work.
Pikero: Well then, I guess the next thing to do is invite him to lunch, hm?
Badobarm: Ya think so? Yeah, you’re right! Alright, I’ll treat him to ramen!

Episode 90:Badobarm: I wanna put up some fancy lights in my kingdom. I’m thinkin’ about keepin’ it a secret from Lord Badtzmaru. He’ll be thrilled once he finds out! You think you can put together some lights for me, Pikero? Somethin’ flashy with a lotta colours.
Pikero: Of course. How many colours do you need?
Badobarm: Uhh… You think you can do all seven colours?
Pikero: No problem. How do green, chartreuse, evergreen, light jade, pale olive, dark sage, and teal sound?
Badobarm: Hold on! Why is it all green!?
Pikero: I’m only joking.
Badobarm: Huh? I wouldn’t put it past him to do somethin’ like this, though…

Episode 91:Louterstella: I read a story the other day about a fairy who would grant one wish per day.
Klarkstella: Really? You could wish for anything?
Louterstella: Mhm. I would always wish for the next day to be our birthday; that way, our birthday would surely last forever.
Klarkstella: That sounds nice, but…
Louterstella: You wouldn’t want that?
Klarkstella: I wouldn’t want to just eat birthday cake. I’d want to eat the pancakes you make, too.
Louterstella: Hehe, that’s very like you, Klark.

'fragaria times' pages

pages of the in-universe newspaper 'the fragria times' that were posted to the official fragmem twitter for april fools day 2025.
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nakayoku festival live readings

click here for the audio of the live readings!
(2nd live reading starts at 6:36 if you want to skip to that)click here to read on google docs!

Live reading 1:Rimicha: Aaaaaaugh~~~!! We were supposed to meet at the photo spot to take pictures, but I don't even know where I am anymooooore~~~!! Oh no… We're completely lost.
Hallritt: It's alright, Rimicha! Look, I have a map of the park!
Rimicha: Hallritt has the map...? We're so done for~~~!!
Hallritt: Alright, we'll be reunited with everyone in no time!
Rimicha: You're way too good at seeing the best in things!
Hallritt: Let's see… Oh! Alright! That way! Rimicha, let's go!
Rimicha: Really...? Do you really know where—
Hallritt: Look, look, look!
Rimicha: Hold on! Hallritt, waaaaaait~!
Hallritt: Rimicha, hurry up!
Rimicha: Aaaaugh~!
Hallritt: Rimichaaaa!Arupek: Woooooah! What's that? There's a little car goin' inside! Wonder where it's goin'. Alright, I'm gonna go check it out!Cielomort: Wow, this place really is amazing! Everyone's smiling and getting along.
Kurode: This place really makes you feel like you want to have fun, huh?
Cielomort: Mmhm! If Myunna were here in such a cute place, I think he'd get too carried away and get lost.
Kurode: Nah, he might not look it, but he'd be able to keep it together. If anything, I think it'd be more dangerous to bring Klark and Louter here.
Cielomort: Haha, that's for sure. You know, Will is able to tell directions no matter where he is. He never gets lost. It's amazing!
Kurode: That is amazing!
Cielomort: But if someone were to get lost, I'm sure you'd be able to find them no matter what, Kurode.
Kurode: What's that supposed to mean?
Cielomort: I'm just saying that you'd definitely be able to find them.
Kurode: I mean, of course I'd go look for them.
Badobarm: IS THAT TRUE??
Kurode: AH! W-What the...?
Cielomort: Why are you in such a hurry? Why don't you get something to drink from the food court? It'll calm you down.
Badobarm: It's just what I'd expect from a theme park food court! All the food on the menu is too cute; there's no way I could eat them!
Kurode: Uh, is something wrong?
Badobarm: Lost!
Cielomort: You poor thing! Is that why you were in such a hurry?
Badobarm: Not me! The other guy I was with is the one who's lost. From the moment we walked in, he was like, "Woooooah!" I started to get a bad feeling from how much he was going "Woooooah!" And just as I expected, I took my eyes off of him for not even a second, and he's gone.
Kurode: So that's what you're looking for?
Badobarm: Yeah. That's when I heard you guys saying somethin' about being good at finding people, so I figured I'd give it a shot and ask you guys for help.
Kurode: I think this is all a big misunderstanding, but… I'm sure you'd do the same for us if we needed help. We'll lend a hand.
Badobarm: Thanks! I owe ya one!
Kurode: On that note, all I can really think of is to split up and look for him.
Cielomort: How about we put out a message over the park's PA system?
Badobarm: Oh, something like this? "Lost child announcement: We are looking for a tall boy wearing a white and yellow hat and a blue jacket. If found, please report to the information counter." ...Or something like that..
Cielomort: I think that would work perfectly! Let's get it broadcast right away!
Badobarm: Alright!Rimicha: Hey, Hallritt...
Hallritt: Hmm...
Rimicha: I think we're definitely going the wrong way.
Hallritt: Ngh… No, I'm sure it's this way… That's weird… I've been following the map this whole time!
Rimicha: Why are the people who can't even read maps the ones who keep trying to read them~~~!!
Hallritt: Hmm…
Arupek: Ohhhhh, I see! By turnin' back there, I ended up here!
Hallritt, Rimicha, and Arupek: Huh?
Hallritt: Uh, are you a Fragaria too?
Arupek: Yeah! I'm Arupek! Did you guys come here to play, too? Go on any rides yet? Get any souvenirs for your Lords?
Rimicha: Ack~ So cheerful...! So cheerful and sociable!
Hallritt: There's still so much more stuff that we have left to do...and we're lost!
Arupek: Huh!? Lost!? That's horrible! But… It'll all be okay. You've met me now, so everythin' will be just fine!
Hallritt: Woah! That's reassuring!
Arupek: Come with me!
Hallritt: We'll follow your lead!
Arupek: Uugh...!
Hallritt: Aah!
Kurode: That's the tall boy you were looking for… right?
Badobarm: AAAAARUUUUUPEEEEEEEEK!!!!
Arupek: Woooooah! Bado! Heya! Havin' fun?
Badobarm: Now's not the time for 'Heya'! I've been looking all over for you! I looked away for a second, and you left!
Arupek: Huh? I left?
Badobarm: You did.
Arupek: Ohh, sorry 'bout that! Everythin' looked so cool, so I was just walkin' around like anyone else would!
Badobarm: Enough! It's alright. Just don't go wanderin' off on your own again.
Arupek: Got it!
Rimicha: It's so nice to see families get reunited~!
Hallritt: Mmhm! It's good to know you got back safely! I guess it's just us now.
Cielomort: Are you two lost as well?
Hallritt: Uhh… I wouldn't say lost, but… I'm trying to get to this spot on the map, but I'm having trouble trying to get there...
Kurode: Hmm, let me see. Oh… You just have to go around there, and it's on the other side.
Rimicha: I knew it...!
Hallritt: Uh… Sorry...
Cielomort: Haha, we were just about to look around over there now. You're welcome to join us if you'd like.
Hallritt: Really!? You're a lifesaver!
Rimicha: Yay~!
Arupek: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Since we're all here, why don't we all look around together? There's lotsa cool spots we could go to!
Rimicha: Really?! That sounds like so much fun! But I don't know… I get the feeling you guys are all such high achievers… It's okay, I'll just stay behind...!
Kurode: What are you talking about? Why would you want to stay behind? You seem like the kind of person I could count on most to have fun.
Rimicha: I'm catching on to the good vibes here! And you seem like a good person!
Hallritt: Haha, let's get going, then! Where do you guys want to go?
Arupek: I wanna go on a ride! And I wanna check out the movie theatre thing!
Badobarm: Hey, hey, hey! Don't start wanderin' off on your own again; you'll get lost!
Cielomort: Alright then, everyone, let's all get in a single file line. Put your hand on the shoulder of the person in front of you, and we'll call out to each other and move forward. That way we'll never get separated!
Rimicha: Got it! Follow me! 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2! Ready?
Everyone: 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2…

Live reading 2:Hallritt: Wooooah! Romarriche, this feels like a dream come true!
Romarriche: You've been looking forward to coming here for quite a while, haven't you? Did you sleep well last night?
Hallritt: Ahaha… Actually, not really...
Romarriche: Hehe, just what I expected from you, Hallritt.
Hallritt: But I'm okay, though! See? Just fine!Klarkstella: Uh… That person… looks pretty excited over there.
Cielomort: We're at such a fun place, so of course they are. Don't you want to have fun too, Klark?
Klarkstella: Stop that! How are you supposed to have fun at a place like this anyway?
Cielomort: I know just how to do that. Wearing cute things is always lots of fun! Look! Something like this. How about a plush bag?
Klarkstella: Huh?
Cielomort: It's cute, isn't it?
Klarkstella: Uh… What are you—?
Cielomort: Isn't it? Isn't it?!
Klarkstella: Yeah, I guess...Badobarm: I see… So that's how they get customers to buy stuff.
Pikero: By that logic, I guess that means we're hungry for cuteness, too. How unfortunate—
Badobarm: No, it's not! We're just preparin' to have as much fun as possible. Playin' is only fun if you take it seriously, right?
Pikero: Hm… Then we must first head to the symbolic tree at the center of the park, where we will get a feel for the atmosphere of the whole park, and from there, go clockwise—
Badobarm: Too serious! Aren't you supposed to be havin' fun? The whole way here, you were just yappin' about having to leave your lab and your Lord.
Pikero: My precious brain does not remember such nonsense.
Badobarm: How convenient.Romarriche: You know, Hallritt,
Hallritt: Hm? Uh… Mmhm?
Romarriche: In order for us to enjoy things, they must be done in a certain way. While it's nice to enjoy things in the spur of the moment, we only have so much time in such a wonderful place, so we must do what we can to make the most of it.
Hallritt: Oh, make the most of it...Cielomort: Hey, Klark.
Klarkstella: What? Can we hurry up already? I still need to get a souvenir for Louter! And something for Lord Kiki and Lord Lala too—
Cielomort: Aren't there just so many wonderful spots here? So many rides to go on and shows to watch… There's so much to see that I just can't choose what to do next!
Klarkstella: That's why we should get going—
Cielomort: Klark! I just got an idea!
Klarkstella: Huh...? Wh… What is it...?Pikero: This music amplifies the uplifting mood of such an unusual place, which is a very interesting addition to the environment.
Badobarm: You're sure gettin' excited, aren't you? Actin' like that only makes you do things in the spur of the moment, and you end up missin’ all the shows so you cry about it later. Hey, you wanna have fun, right?
Pikero: I'm already having fun by—
Badobarm: Ugh, I get it! I'll handle it! I'll do everything I can so you won't regret your time here!
Pikero: I already told you I'm having fun.
Badobarm: You're just saying that! So y'know what we've gotta do?
Badobarm, Cielomort, and Romarriche: We need to make a plan! …Huh?
Hallritt, Klarkstella, and Pikero: Uhh...
Cielomort: Are you guys making a plan too? I think we'd get along well!
Romarriche: Indeed we would!
Badobarm: Alright, then that only leaves us with one thing left to do. The three of us have gotta work together to make a theme park tour plan.
Klarkstella: Cielomort! I'm coming with you!
Hallritt: Hey, Romarriche! Can we go check out the store for a minute?
Pikero: Perhaps going counterclockwise has its own charm, too.
Romarriche: Well then, shall we decide where to go first?
Cielomort: Yes, let's do that! Of course we have to start with...
Romarriche (speaking at the same time as Cielomort and Badobarm): The gift shop! Hehe, that sounds wonderful, doesn't it? That sounds nice too, but...
Cielomort (speaking at the same time as Romarriche and Badobarm): A parade! Haha! You can really learn a lot from other people's ideas!
Badobarm (speaking at the same time as Romarriche and Cielomort): Attractions! Ooh! Oh, that could definitely work too!
Hallritt: Uugh… This is bad! I'm excited to see what plan Romarriche comes up with, but I also want to get some souvenirs for Lord Kitty! Hold on! Augh! Woah!
Klarkstella: Ah!
Hallritt: Oh, uh… I-I'm so sorry! I wasn't watching where I was going. …Huh? Are you... a Fragaria as well?
Klarkstella: You too? Were you talking about getting souvenirs just now?
Hallritt: Yeah! Were you also—
Pikero: Hey, were you two talking about souvenirs just now?
Hallritt: Uh...
Klarkstella: It's just one after another, huh?
Hallritt: I guess… all of us have the same goal. If that's the case, why don't we all go together?
Pikero: Ha! "Goal." I wouldn't phrase it as simply as that. My choice of souvenir is vital to maintaining the mental health of my Lord. It's my duty to choose a souvenir that will satisfy my Lord's every need.
Klarkstella: I don't really understand what he’s talking about, but… his Lord must be very important to him.
Hallritt: Yeah, I guess so.
Romarriche: Hallritt, the plan is ready!
Hallritt: Huh!? Already!? Thanks, Romarriche!
Cielomort: Klark, sorry to keep you waiting. Our wonderful plan is finally ready!
Klarkstella: Hm? Just hurry up and let me see it.
Badobarm: Yo, sorry for the wait. But don't worry, 'cuz if you stick to the plan, you'll be sure to have fun.
Pikero: Hm? Let's see, then.
Hallritt: Uh… Plan 1: For those who want to choose and enjoy memorable items from their trip, both the shops and the workshop are wonderful places to go...
Klarkstella: Plan 2: For those who want to be wowed by parades and shows...
Pikero:: Plan 3: For those who want to have even more fun with the attractions... Hm...
Badobarm: By the way, we have 18 plans in total!
Romarriche: That way, we can accommodate anybody's requests!
Cielomort: Klark, What do you think?
Klarkstella: What do you mean, "What do you think"? Give me a minute...! It's...
Hallritt: Yeah, it's...
Pikero:: Hmph. I see. It's clear that this is...
Hallritt, Klarkstella, and Pikero: The most amazing plan!
Pikero: The plan is quite detailed and extremely practical!
Klarkstella: It has everything that I wanted to do!
Hallritt: Plan 5, 6, and 7 are all just as great!
Romarriche: It seems like they all love it.
Cielomort: It was worth all of the hard work!
Badobarm: Well, let's get goin'! Have you guys decided on which plan you wanna do yet? …Huh? Somethin' wrong?
Hallritt: Ugh...
Klarkstella: There's no way I can decide...!
Hallritt: Me too. There are too many possibilities!
Pikero: In order for an experiment to be successful, it is vital to carefully structure and verify a hypothesis in advance. In other words, there's not enough time. We need more time!
Badobarm: Did we overdo it?
Romarriche: It appears we may have...
Cielomort: Haha, but everyone's enjoying themselves, aren't they? I'm glad!

nakayoku festival harmonyland in-park broadcasts

this dialogue comes from the in-park broadcasts that were played in sanrio harmonyland for a limited time during the nakayoku festival enent. all of the recordings were from people on twitter, so make sure to go and like/retweet their posts of the recordings to show your thanks! this wouldn't have been possible without them!

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Hallritt & Puruth (link)Hallritt: Dear Lord Kitty, I— No… As your faithful knight, I’m having so much fun right now. I have come to a very interesting place. Every building is brightly coloured, everyone is smiling, and it smells so delicious.
Puruth: Writing to Lord Kitty again, Hallritt?
Hallritt: Oh, Puruth! I am! I just wanted to share a bit of what it’s like here.
Puruth: How nice! Maybe I’ll go pick out a souvenir for Purin. Or maybe… I’ll sing him a song about the scenery here.
Hallritt: I’m sure Lord Purin would be happy with either! Oh… Now that I think about it, I’ve been so focused on writing this letter that I haven’t eaten anything yet.
Puruth: Why don’t we go get something to eat together? I saw a nice looking restaurant over there. They also have sweets that are only available for a limited time.
Hallritt: I wanted to try those sweets, too! I even checked on the map so I made sure I knew where it was! See?
Puruth: That’s great! But… Are you sure you read the map properly, Hallritt?
Hallritt: Uh, well… Maybe I’m a little unsure which direction it is…
Puruth: Well, I guess that just means we’ll have to go together then! Let me know when you finish writing your letter. In the meantime, I’ll be taking a nap.
Hallritt: Alright, thanks! Oh, that’s right! I also wanted to go to— He’s already asleep?!

Kurode & Myunna (link)Myunna: Ugh… Ngh… Myunna won’t lose…! He’s a Knight of Fragaria, after all…!
Kurode: Hey, Myunna! Myunna!!
Myunna: Ah! K-Kurode! Woah!!
Kurode: Watch out! Are you alright?
Myunna: Yes… Thank you…
Kurode: What’s with all the bags? Don’t tell me you’re bringing all of that back to your kingdom.
Myunna: I-It’s because… Every store had such amazing things, and Myunna wanted to show it all to Lord Cogimyun! It was so hard to choose just one thing!
Kurode: If you need some help, you can just ask me. I’ll lend a hand.
Myunna: Uuu… It’s alright… Myunna doesn't want to bother you…
Kurode: Don't apologize. Anyway, how about I hold half of your stuff? …I like this keychain. Kuromi would like something like this.
Myunna: Myunna found it in that store over there! We could go together to check it out. Myunna thinks that would be fun!
Kurode: Haha, resilient, aren’t you? Sure, let’s go together. But… How about we take a break first? I saw some sweets over there that I think you’d like. They’re a limited-time kinda thing.
Myunna: So we can only get them now?! We have no choice but to go get them! Let’s go, Kurode!
Kurode: Uh, wait! You’ll fall if you run with all that!

Chaco & Arupek (link)Arupek: Chaco! This place is real cool, isn’t it?
Chaco: It really is! It's so lively, and there’s lots of places to play. If Lord Pochacco were here, he definitely would’ve run off by now.
Arupek: I’m in the middle of deliverin’ Pekkle’s mid-year gifts, but it’s fine to take a detour like this, right?
Chaco: Haha, you know, the words I’m hearing you say don’t sound like yours. You’re usually more like “Woahhh!!”
Arupek: Really? Did you think it was kinda calming? Maybe that’s why!
Chaco: Huh? Maybe I just never realized it before.
Arupek: Everyoooooone!! I’m Arupeeeek!! Sorry for interruptin’ you for a bit! Nice to meetchaaaaa!!
Chaco: A-Aru! Maybe you’re being a little too loud…! You’re going to startle people.
Arupek: Ah! Uh-oh, Chaco. I don’t know where my mid-year gift is!
Chaco: Huh?! You had it when we came here, right? You must’ve dropped it!
Arupek: Hey everyoooone!!
Chaco: Uh…
Arupek: I misplaced my mid-year giiiiiift!! I don’t know where it iiiiis!!
Chaco: A-Aru—
Arupek: It’s about this big and is in a box that’s kinda like this!!
Chaco: Let’s look for it together! We just need to backtrack, and I’m sure we’ll find it. Let’s go!
Arupek: Mhm! C’mon, Chaco!

raku spa collab broadcasts

A BIG thank you to a Japanese fragmem fan who reached out to me on tumblr and offered to send me the scripts for all of the broadcasts!! They preferred to stay anonymous, but I couldn’t be more grateful for their hard work transcribing the audio!

Regular VersionRed Bouquet:
Puruth: ‘Fragaria Memories’ Special Segment
Hallritt: ‘Take a break at the onsen resort’Hallritt: This one… Oh, but that one’s nice too! But I think she’d definitely like this one as well…!
Puruth: You seem troubled, Hallritt. Looking for a souvenir for Lord Kitty?
Hallritt: Puruth! That’s right. They’re all so wonderful, but I just can’t decide… I want to get something for Rimicha, Sanah, and the others, but I don’t think I’ll get to that at this rate.
Puruth: Just calm down. How about having something to eat to clear your head?
Hallritt: Now that you mention it… I am pretty hungry.
Puruth: Well, that settles it then! …But I think what I’m going to tell you will just make you worry again.
Hallritt: Um… What is it?
Puruth: Look at this. It’s a limited-time menu that’s only available now.
Hallritt: Really…?! Which one to pick…? They all look so good, I can’t choose! I’m in the mood for pasta, but I want to try everything!
Puruth: Mhm.
Hallritt: Oh, this karaage is just like the one I make. I definitely want to try that! Oh, and there are sweets too! I don’t know what to choose…!
Puruth: There are also lots of drinks. Look!
Hallritt: Aahhhh~!
Puruth: I’m going to get the omurice. I think I’ll also get this to drink, and for dessert afterwards… maybe this one.
Hallritt: How can you decide so quickly!?
Puruth: That’s because… I plan to come back!
Hallritt: I see…!
Puruth: Does that make you feel a little better now? After we get something to eat, let’s go back to look at souvenirs. I saw some things that I think Merold and Romarriche would like.
Hallritt: Don’t you need to get something for Lord Purin?
Puruth: Don’t worry, I’ve already picked out something for him.
Hallritt: I think you’re really starting to seem like a big brother now, Puruth!
Puruth: Hm? Only just now…?Blue Bouquet:
Kurode: ‘Fragaria Memories’ Special Segment
Cielomort: ‘Take a break at the onsen resort’Cielomort: Cinamon…
Kurode: You seem kinda down, Cielomort. Are you hungry or something?
Cielomort: Thanks, Kurode, but that’s not it. It’s so nice here that I just wish I could’ve brought Cinnamon along, too.
Kurode: Haha, I know the feeling. I hear “Take me with you!” from Kuromi a lot of the time.
Cielomort: It’s not that easy for a Lord to just leave their kingdom like that, though. But still, I wish he could’ve come, too…
Kurode: So, you want to go pick out some souvenirs?
Cielomort: Souvenirs?
Kurode: Yeah, I saw some a while ago. There was a nice one that I think Kuromi would like.
Cielomort: That sounds great! I’m going to take a look right now!
Kurode: I’m coming too. Myunna said that he wanted me to share the memories I made, so that’s what reminded me.
Cielomort: I wonder if Will would be happy if I shared with him, too. In that case, I’d like to get something for Klark and Louter as well. While we’re at it, why don’t we get everyone matching ones to better achieve ‘Minna Nakayoku’?
Kurode: Huh…?! No, I mean… I-It’s not a bad idea, but…
Cielomort: Hehe! Ah, now that I’m feeling more at ease, I think I’m starting to feel pretty hungry.
Kurode: Wanna get something to eat? Kuromi gave me a list of food for me to try and tell her what I thought of it.
Cielomort: Can I take a look at it? …Wow, there are so many options! This pasta looks interesting. I think it would pair well with this drink, too.
Kurode: That sounds good! I’m in the mood for something filling, so… Maybe I’ll get the donburi or the omurice. Ah, I can’t decide…!
Cielomort: I completely understand! When everything being offered looks so good, you can’t make up your mind until the moment you have to order.
Kurode: Haha, that’s so true. Alright, let’s get going!
Cielomort: Mhm, let’s go!Noir Bouquet:
Badobarm: ‘Fragaria Memories’ Special Segment
Hangyon: ‘Take a break at the onsen resort’Hangyon: Hmm… I think I’m going to get the ramen after all! Have you decided what you’re going to get, Badobarm?
Badobarm: I’m still thinkin’ about it. You already eat ramen all the time, Hangyon. Are you really gettin’ ramen here, too?
Hangyon: In Hangyodon Kingdom, there’s a law that says, ‘One can eat as much ramen as they choose~
Badobarm: Seriously!?
Hangyon: No, that was a lie.
Badobarm: Don’t tell lies that don’t make any sense!
Hangyon: I have actually thought about making a law like that, though.
Badobarm: Alright, I’m gonna get the seafood donburi. I think I’ll get a drink, too. Somethin’ sweet and refreshin’ would be perfect for after the bath.
Hangyon: There are lots of different kinds of drinks! Which・one・should・I・choose? My wonderful Lord would know… Ahaha, I guess I’ll just settle for this drink!
Badobarm: You can’t get that one ‘cus that’s the one I was gonna choose.
Hangyon: Why can’t I?
Badobarm: It would be a waste if we both ordered the same thing!
Hangyon: Then why don’t you order something else?
Badobarm: My mouth has already decided on this drink, so I’m not changin’ my order.
Hangyon: I guess there’s no other choice. In that case…
Badobarm: Mhm.
Hangyon & Badobarm: Rock, paper, scissors!
Hangyon: Ahaha! Did you really think you could beat me~?
Badobarm: Augh… I can at least dream about it!
Hangyon: I feel bad for you, so I’ll give you some helpful information. I found an amazing gift shop over there.
Badobarm: What?
Hangyon: It was filled with lots of things I think Lord Badtzmaru and your subordinates would like.
Badobarm: You should’ve told me that sooner! Alright, after we finish eatin’, we’ll go get some souvenirs!
Hangyon: I’ll pick out some souvenirs for my wonderful Lord, too ♪Limited-time Version
These versions were only available during each bouquet’s specific onsen bath collab at the spaRed Bouquet:
Hallritt: ‘Fragaria Memories’ Special Segment
Puruth: ‘Take a break at the onsen resort’Hallritt: Hey, Puruth, you still haven’t told me yet, where are we?
Puruth: Don’t open your eyes yet, Hallritt. We’re almost there.
Hallritt: Oh, something smells good!
Puruth: As expected, you know your stuff. …Alright, we’re here! Open your eyes.
Hallritt: Wow…! A bright red bath! It’s beautiful. The smell must’ve been from all these flowers…!
Puruth: I found it by chance and thought that you’d like it. So, do you?
Hallritt: Of course! Red is a very important colour to us in the Red Bouquet. I wish I could show it to Lord Kitty… Ah! That’s it, Puruth. I’ve made up my mind!
Puruth: Hm? What are you talking about?
Hallritt: I’m going to take a bath and write a report to Lord Kitty!
Puruth: A report… about the bath?
Hallritt: Mhm! As a Knight of Fragaria, I think that when you come across something wonderful, you should take note and put it towards the good of the kingdom.
Puruth: …Hallritt. Let me tell you something.
Hallritt: Huh? …W-What is it?
Puruth: I appreciate your earnestness, but a bath is supposed to be a relaxing experience, after all.
Hallritt: Ah… I guess so.
Puruth: That’s it! I’m sure Lord Kitty would be more than happy to know you’re relaxing in a nice bath.
Hallritt: …Yeah, I think you’re right. Got it! I’ll do my best to relax!
Puruth: That’s the spirit! Well, let’s get in. I’ve been pretty busy lately, so I’m glad to be able to take it easy.
Hallritt: Oh… Did something happen in Pompompurin Kingdom?
Puruth: No, I’ve just been looking for a new place to take afternoon naps with Purin.
Hallritt: That’s nice to hear! Well, you should do your best to relax too, Puruth!
Puruth: Mhm, I’ll do my best!Blue Bouquet:
Cielomort: ‘Fragaria Memories’ Special Segment
Kurode: ‘Take a break at the onsen resort’Kurode: Ahh~...
Cielomort: Is something wrong, Kurode? You look tired.
Kurode: Oh, Cielomort. I’m exhausted. I’ve been running around the kingdom since early in the morning trying to keep up with all of Kuromi’s ideas… I can finally take a breather here.
Cielomort: Hehe, you and your Lord are very similar, seeing as you’re both such hard workers. Louter says that when you’re tired, it’s best to take a warm bath…… Ah!
Kurode: Hm? Something wrong?
Cielomort: Don’t you sense a bath nearby?
Kurode: ‘Sense a bath’?
Cielomort: Mhm. The gentle smell of soap, the warmth of the steam… There’s no doubt about it, there’s a bath nearby. Is it this way? No, maybe it’s this way?
Kurode: Hey! Wait a minute, don’t wander off on your own, you’re gonna get lost.
Cielomort: Kurode, this way!
Kurode: O-Oh…!
Cielomort: I knew there was a bath over here! Look at the clear blue water.
Kurode: Wow, it’s beautiful.
Cielomort: You’re going to get in, right, Kurode? Of course you are, right?
Kurode: Huh? No, that’s not what I came here for…
Cielomort: That gentle smell must’ve been coming from this bath. Hey, let’s invite the others, too.
Kurode: Huh!?
Cielomort: I’ll get in touch with Will and the Twin Star Knights, and you get in touch with Myunna, okay?
Kurode: Willmesh and Myunna aside, I don’t think Klark would want to get in with us.
Cielomort: Oh, maybe I should invite Cinnamon, too!
Kurode: Wait, wait, wait! Being with the Lord of another kingdom is only going to tire me out more!
Cielomort: Well, I’ll just do it with Cinnamon another time. I can’t wait to take a bath under the blue sky!
Kurode: How did I even end up in this situation…?Noir Bouquet:
Hangyon: ‘Fragaria Memories’ Special Segment
Badobarm: ‘Take a break at the onsen resort’Hangyon: Ahh~... The water feels so nice, Badobarm.
Badobarm: Yeah, looks like Tama’s enjoyin’ it, too. He looks so relaxed.
Hangyon: Ah, it’s true! Tama, your eyes are half closed~ Are you sleeping?
Tama: Shut up, Hangyon! Don't touch me so casually!
Badobarm: …You heard him.
Hangyon: You made him say that just now, didn’t you?
Badobarm: Y’know, the bath brings back a lot of memories.
Hangyon: You’re awful at diverting the conversation.
Badobarm: Back then, the only place to wash up was a nearby river. Now that I think about it, I’m surprised that I never caught a cold from that.
Hangyon: There was a time like that, huh? …Well, I used to just use magic to warm up the water around me ♪
Badobarm: You should’ve told me!! Or at least warmed up the water around me, too!
Hangyon: By the way, you know the bath we just took…?
Badobarm: You’re awful at divertin’ the conversation.
Hangyon: It had such a unique and wonderful scent~ I was very happy with it!
Badobarm: It definitely smelled like somethin’ you’d like. The strong colour was nice, too. It really gave me the motivation to fulfil my ambitions. You did a good job at puttin’ together a bath like this.
Hangyon: Oh, I’m witnessing the beginnings of a regular customer~
Badobarm: I’ll bring some of my subordinates with me next time… Or maybe I should invite Lord Badtzmaru first.
Hangyon: He’s already making plans to come here with my wonderful Lord. I just heard!
Badobarm: He acts fast!?
Hangyon: The bathhouses in Hangyodon Kingdom could be even more enjoyable if I used this place as a reference. I’m going to take a look around. Let’s go, Lily.
Badobarm: I’ll just be cooling off around here. See ya later!
Hangyon: Zaijian~ ♪

jill by jill stuart collab character comments

from the jill stuart collab special site!

✦ Comment from Merold
What’s this? It’s so cute! I like how it’s not too big. It’s just the right size, and once I start using it, I don’t think I’ll be able to stop. I’m going to show it to Melody, too♪✦ Comment from Rimicha
Look, look~! This scarf has KIRIMIchan Kingdom’s emblem and my name on it~! It also looks great when it’s paired with the bag! I wanna pack some bentos in the bag and go out with Lord KIRIMI~!✦ Comment from Louterstella
Wow, the bag is the colour of the sky. It has quite a gentle and lovely design. It also looks wonderful when paired with one of the scarves. I’d like to put my most important things in it and always keep it near.✦ Comment from Myunna
Frilly ruffles…! So cute~! The inside has a lovely pattern, too. You can see the attention to detail in even the tiniest aspects, and you can feel the want for its users to smile!✦ Comment from Tuxam
Amazing! It’s compact yet spacious and has a truly elegant design. OK, I’ve decided to fill the bag with sandwiches and have a gentleman’s picnic with Lord Sam!✦ Comment from Arupek
Woooah! The ruffles look like wings, like it could fly away! The colour’s real cool, too~. Huh? Does this scarf have my name on it? It does! That’s amazin’! That way you can tell it’s mine right away!

2nd anniversary messages

from the 2nd anniversary special site!

Hallritt: I want to believe in this world you love, too!
Merold: I will protect you no matter what, for that is my oath to you.
Puruth: I like you just the way you are. Let's walk side by side forever.
Romarriche: I wish to love the things you cherish alongside you.
Rimicha: Thank you for believing in me. I'll do my best...!
Sanah: Please keep on smiling next to me, and I'll share my happiness with you☆

Cielomort: I hope for only my blue sky to be reflected in your eyes.
Kurode: I won't give up anymore. I'll always be by your side.
Willmesh: Even if I cannot put it into words... My feelings will always be with you.
Klarkstella: If we're together, we can go anywhere. Right, Louter?
Louterstella: Let's stay this way forever... That is my wish, Klark.
Myunna: Myunna won't give up because he wants to become a worthy knight for you!

Badobarm: I'm ready to do whatever it takes if it's for you!
Chaco: Things are different now, but that's all because I decided to stay by your side.
Arupek: Pekkle's dream is my dream, too!
Tuxam: May I have the privilege of protecting you?
Hangyon: If you're happy, then I don't need anything more... Just kidding~♡
Pikero: Well then, I suppose you are now always within observation distance.